Things to Leave in 2019

There's a lot of things we should leave behind. However, here's a few things we should definitely dunk in the trash in preparation for the new year. 

Sharing Outdated Articles 

"Y'all ain't ready for this conversation though" Um, cause we had it back in 2006 already. Also, how many times do we have to be reminded that Sherman Hemsley died? Every week we see "Noooo, not Mr. Jefferson". We have got to start reading more than the headline 

Using 90's Throwbacks of Celebrity Women to Diss the Women of Today 

Take a shot for every time you see a picture of Nia Long or Tatyana Ali, with the caption "They don't make em like this anymore" like women are made in some factory. Don't get me wrong, they are beautiful, talented women. However, so are today's women. Just like every generation, our styles have changed and that doesn't make us any less. 

Misusing Go Fund Me

Go Fund Me is not for helping you get a new phone because you dropped it in the tub. It is not intended for you to get funding to start your cell phone case business. It is for extreme, tragic, misfortunate events such as illness and loss. 

Not Everyone Wants to Sell T-Shirts: Why 9-5 Slander Needs to Stop

I got up from the barstool ."Alright, I'm out of here guys" I said as I dug for my keys in my purse. "Why are you leaving, it's still early?" someone from the group asked. "I have to get up for work tomorrow"  I replied. He laughs, turns to me and says "Damn, you're a slave." I then sharply reminded him that it was my 9-5 money that donated to his "Go-Fund me" to help him start his print on demand business. Make no mistake, there is nothing wrong with selling t-shirts but the common arrogance and amnesia that comes with some entrepreneurs is exhausting and needs to stop. 

Don't Be Crazy, Be Single.

Before you warm yourself up by throwing his clothes and shoes in the fireplace this winter, try this heated blanket that won't cheat on you instead https://amzn.to/2Pn4IaE . Now that we have you warmed up, hear me out. You can do bad all by yourself. You don't need any assistance in finding obstacles to face in life. With that being said, there's no plausible reason to have anyone in your life bring you any additional hardship that you really don't have to go through. Light a candle instead of his shoes. It smells better than rubber anyway. I know you're not really crazy, you're just tired. Give him to the streets and protect your peace.